don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 


[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

“They were involved in that awkward procedure of getting to unknow each other.”

John Irving, The World According to Garp (via goldenskanz)

The Worst

(via eydnn)


Katelin Wagner - “Disappearing Acts (after Miles Hodges)”

"Poetry is the sound of me using the inhale of night just to make it to the exhale of morning."

Performing at DPL in Los Angeles.

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Things people with Social Anxiety do


•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 


what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired


adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to